The Merry-Go-Round Got Looted

Here's a bunch of Lootaz that I painted for a buddy's clown-themed Ork army.  I'm pretty happy with them.  The mold lines were pretty terrible on this cast, actually and I did my best, but I think that they turned out okay.  

 I wasn't sure I could reproduce his bases, so I didn't.

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This guy with the acid-spitting flower pin is probably better used as a Burna, but who knows what kind of Acid-Shooting Flower Technology (ASFT) the Orks have at their disposal?  




I'm riffing on the fake "BANG!" gun gag here. I hope people get it.




Who really knows how Ork Technology works?  To me, it makes perfect sense that an Ork with a Sousaphone is capable of seriously deadly, long-range firepower.  Since I'm an Ork player, then that makes it a real thing.  If you're confused about that, just refer to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on the topic of how to fly.




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